most of the time, johnny is a mac user and i'm a pc kind'a gal.
after work on monday i see my lap top is up and running a virus program.
i'm like,
"yo! did you use my laptop?"
johnny's like,
"ya. i just uh, needed to DL a program."
i was like,
"k. but it'd be nice if you asked me first, you know?"
so anyway, i begin my usual internet routine of email, myspace, other email but it's going so fucking slow so i assume that he's sucking the bandwith so i ask,
"you bittorrenting?"
he says,
"noo?"
so i scope around and realize it's not just the internet, it's my entire OS running ridiculously SLUGGISH.
and then i ask,
"what program did you download?"
he says,
"final cut pro... but it didn't work."
i say,
"WHAT FILE TYPE?!?!?!?!?!?!"
he says,
".exe?"
x_x
unknown .exe's = death sentence for pc users.
now i have a xpdx.sys trojan and a few rookits two weeks away from finals.
LIFE IS CRUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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