"Okay," he finally says, "Who were you before?" But before he gives you a chance to answer he tilts his head a little to the side and adds on, "What made you come back?"
And again, right as you're about to answer, he interrupts with, "Why did you leave in the first place?"
But of course he goes back to your main page and actually reads your profile and realizes who you were but still wonders about the other two questions...
Man I was just randomly thinking about you last week. Specifically about a painting I bought from you like eight years ago. And that evolved into your mom's TLC thing. Anyway. Welcome back!