2006-08-25 04:06:05 ET

i was just about to have sex with this really tall guy that had beautiful dimples and a shaved head. then i woke up. LAME.

why do i always wake up before the sex in my sex dreams?! i need to get laid.


2006-08-27 22:34:15 ET

for me it's always some cute red headed alt fashion geek type girl and it's right before we kiss.
*POOF*
lights on.
it sux, doesn't it?

2006-09-09 19:36:12 ET

Sex with really tall people is painful.
Their dagger like hip bones dig straight into your stomach.

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