MARK SWAN
2011-09-06 21:40:11 ET

HAS THE BIGGEST DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT IS LIKE A BLACK HOLE. IT ABSORBS ALL LIGHT AND YOU CAN FEEL IT FROM ACROSS THE UNIVERSE PULLING YOU TOWARDS IT. ALL MATTER WAS BROUGHT FORTH BY MARK SWAN'S HUGE DICK AND MARK SWAN'S HUGE DICK WILL DESTROY ALL MATTER THAT MARK SWAN'S HUGE DICK CREATED WITH MARK SWAN'S HUGE DICK.


WE'RE ALL SONS OF BITCHES.


2011-09-20 11:06:45 ET

SOMETIMES I SCRATCH MY NUTSACK WHILE TAKING A SHIT AND THEN SNIFF MY FINGERS. NOW IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

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