2011-06-20 06:27:33 ET

MARK SWAN HAS A HUGE FUCKIN DICK


2011-06-20 13:14:19 ET

SO DO I ACCORDING TO MY GIRLFRIEND ON THE INTERNET

2011-06-20 13:39:51 ET

The user wickedanzu does not exist on our system.

2011-06-20 14:38:46 ET

YEAH SHE'S MADE UP WE ALL KNEW IT.

2011-06-20 15:56:42 ET

YEAH I KNOW SHE DOESN'T EXIST HERE...YET.

WATCH OUT WORLD.

2011-06-21 00:33:52 ET

CLICK THAT LINK AGAIN BITCHES. CLICK IT SO HARD.

2011-06-21 10:43:35 ET

SOME YOU CAN MAKE FAKE ACCOUNTS OF THE INTERNET. OOOOH SO IMPRESSED.

2011-06-21 12:31:17 ET

D-:<

2011-07-06 14:08:19 ET

Wow, this is way true.

2011-07-06 22:43:53 ET

HEY MOONY PANDA, I MET YOUR MINION THE YESICORN YESTERDAY.

2011-08-30 05:38:42 ET

I'm gonna be honest with you folks, my dick isn't big. Medium, maybe, but not big. For what it's worth, when my girlfriend and I first tried to have sex, it didn't fit, but I attribute that mostly to her tiny vagina. But, now that I mention it, it sometimes still doesn't fit.

I've never had any complaints from any girl about the size of my dick, and on particularly confident days, it does look like a monolith that primordial ape people would worship, so, who knows, maybe I just have the BIGGEST FUCKING DICK.

2011-08-30 05:42:01 ET

I feel it's worth mentioning that my dick doesn't even begin to compare in size to Andy Koss' dick. Let me tell you, I've felt it while he was sleeping and his dick and my dick would have no contest. I mean, we couldn't even compete because he'd be in the HEAVYWEIGHT tier, and I'd be lucky to to make the amateur league. For real, his dick is fucking huge. Captain Ahab would hunt that dick, except he'd be going after the BLACK whale, if that were the case.

Andy's dick is big and black.

2011-08-30 14:30:36 ET

it would make sense that captain ahab would hunt that considering captain ahab doesn't have a dick.

2011-09-06 21:37:13 ET

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2011-09-06 22:26:27 ET

you are not captain ahab.

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