The Moonicorn 2011-06-20 06:27:33 ET MARK SWAN HAS A HUGE FUCKIN DICK

turbo 2011-06-20 13:14:19 ET SO DO I ACCORDING TO MY GIRLFRIEND ON THE INTERNET

Idle Hands 2011-06-20 13:39:51 ET The user wickedanzu does not exist on our system.

motard 2011-06-20 14:38:46 ET YEAH SHE'S MADE UP WE ALL KNEW IT.

turbo 2011-06-20 15:56:42 ET YEAH I KNOW SHE DOESN'T EXIST HERE...YET. WATCH OUT WORLD.

turbo 2011-06-21 00:33:52 ET CLICK THAT LINK AGAIN BITCHES. CLICK IT SO HARD.

motard 2011-06-21 10:43:35 ET SOME YOU CAN MAKE FAKE ACCOUNTS OF THE INTERNET. OOOOH SO IMPRESSED.

turbo 2011-06-21 12:31:17 ET D-:<

Panda Sandwich 2011-07-06 14:08:19 ET Wow, this is way true.

turbo 2011-07-06 22:43:53 ET HEY MOONY PANDA, I MET YOUR MINION THE YESICORN YESTERDAY.

Panda Sandwich 2011-08-30 05:38:42 ET I'm gonna be honest with you folks, my dick isn't big. Medium, maybe, but not big. For what it's worth, when my girlfriend and I first tried to have sex, it didn't fit, but I attribute that mostly to her tiny vagina. But, now that I mention it, it sometimes still doesn't fit. I've never had any complaints from any girl about the size of my dick, and on particularly confident days, it does look like a monolith that primordial ape people would worship, so, who knows, maybe I just have the BIGGEST FUCKING DICK.

Panda Sandwich 2011-08-30 05:42:01 ET I feel it's worth mentioning that my dick doesn't even begin to compare in size to Andy Koss' dick. Let me tell you, I've felt it while he was sleeping and his dick and my dick would have no contest. I mean, we couldn't even compete because he'd be in the HEAVYWEIGHT tier, and I'd be lucky to to make the amateur league. For real, his dick is fucking huge. Captain Ahab would hunt that dick, except he'd be going after the BLACK whale, if that were the case. Andy's dick is big and black.

turbo 2011-08-30 14:30:36 ET it would make sense that captain ahab would hunt that considering captain ahab doesn't have a dick.

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turbo 2011-09-06 22:26:27 ET you are not captain ahab.

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