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2009-04-08 19:29:24 ET
my queue is so intellectually stimulating that instead of me rating each movie with stars afterwards, netflix actually speaks to me in raw unprocessed code and i answer with a series of clicks that only it can understand, detailing exactly what the movie meant and how it will impact society in the long run. it sounds a lot like jurassic dragonflies fighting over food.
as for my advanced orange pigment, it is actually the self-perpetuating nano-machines that power my major cerebral functions. which are mostly fucking and rating netflix movies.
it will rub off all over you. there's no way to avoid this. except, of course, by fucking in the shower. though i'm not sure why you wouldn't want nano-machines of your own. |
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