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2008-04-14 00:43:38 ET THIS JUST IN: THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN SHOT. MR. LINCOLN HAS BEEN SHOT. PLEASE REMAIN CALM. THE DOCTORS ARE DOING ALL THEY CAN. THIS JUST IN: PRESIDENT LINCOLN IS A CYLON. PRESIDENT LINCOLN MUST BE SHOT. SHOOT ANY PRESIDENT LINCOLN YOU SEE. HE IS HATTED AND DANGEROUS. WATCH OUT FOR THE BEARD. YOU HAVE YOUR MISSION, SOLDIER. AND NO, THAT ISN'T A MISSPELLING OF 'HATED'. 'HATTED' AS IN 'HAS A FUCKING HAT, YOU BOOKSMART FUCK. BACK OFF MY GIRTS 'FO' I BREAK YO' FACE, PUNK.' |
