Is your little girl tired of dressing up as a cat or a fairy? This year, she can don the Child Ho costume. Just hope nobody makes her work for her candy.
The boys aren't left out of the fun - there's a Child Pimp Suit just for them!
Why, oh why, don't people *think* before selling this stuff?
but I thought people thought nipples are safe! Or else why'd they make sequels like the red shot diaries (porn-star girls you see sitting at a gas station donut bar threatening guys to go down on them or they'll suicide) that plays after 10 p.m.? Or threesome scenes in Nip/Tuck?