JESUS DIED UNDER SATAN's RAT ROD....

2006-12-15 14:09:08 ET So, while hanging xmas ornaments about a week ago I dropped one on a box my 5y.o. Ashton had lined up of character onranaments and he exclaimed: "Jesus Dad! Be careful!" I asked him what he said and he kept saying: "I said nothing, i said nothing(to avoid trouble).... -I heard it plain as day...so i asked him.."What do you know about Jesus...?" His reply: "Jesus died on the cross-walk" too damn funny eh?! I mean as many times you warn the wee-ones about 'Looking both ways' and 'Only cross @ a Cross-Walk' it ends up being recycled into what his Grandma may have said to him about the Hippie Bastard Zombie Messiah. Jesus Died on the cross walk... Look both ways kids, look both ways..... 7 comments

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