Karaoke
2019-03-28 22:33:53 ET

So this past weekend I hogged the mic while doing karaoke at a party (it's easy to hog the mic when people pick songs and then don't come back to start singing them). Anyways, I remember how songs go but I never actually think or listen to how it's actually sung. I picked Lust for Life by Iggy Pop/David Bowie and for some reason I always thought the lyrics were half-spoken and ended up butchering the song. It was an epic fail. It was great. If it was between Cain, Abel, or me then I think the gods would've picked a butchered song as the greater offering.

The horror.


2019-03-30 06:01:41 ET

I did karaoke once and it made me quickly realize I don't know the lyrics to most songs.

2019-04-05 11:15:15 ET

I have met the kaorake weekend warriors, the true believers that they are bringing back the spirit of whoever they sing, usually the same song (their specialities) week after week. Feels good to phuck sum shyt up every now and then, no? It really fucks with their sense of comfort and other than Iggy Pop, what's more punk rock than that?

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