I don't know.
2011-01-01 06:28:12 ET

I'm down with Kris Kringle.
I rush downstairs every time I hear
Wrapping paper crinkle.
There's Santa
Staring at me
With fear in his eyes
As if there's something really wrong with me.

I'm Jewish.
This isn't my house.
I'm more drunk and stoned than Amy Winehouse.
I don't know
Where I am right now
And the fat man's not leaving here anyhow.


2011-01-03 05:07:37 ET

Did you write this!? It's really funny.

2011-01-03 07:37:03 ET

Yeah. I think I should call it "A Murder Confession" or something ridiculous like that.

2011-01-03 07:38:03 ET

I like it a lot. The working title, too.

2011-01-03 09:49:18 ET

btw, there should be a dash after "I'm down" so the first line should be

"I'm down - with Kris Kringle."

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