...CONTINUED
2010-08-28 12:02:02 ET

I crave these cookies and I want more. Yes, cookie, A wise man DOES know everything but a shrewd man DOES know everybody! You are so correct, cookie! And so smart! Come 'ere, I just wanna kiss you!....AND EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM! Those delicious crumbs on my fingers; I am a cookie murderer! But it's oh so good. Is this how serial killers feel like? Is this what the cookie monster goes through every freaking day of his existence? And here I am again reaching for another!


2010-08-28 12:18:44 ET

Save yourself my friend... EAT THEM ALL!!

2010-08-28 17:47:34 ET

They're almost gone now. Their crumbly ashes litter the bottom of the bag. Quite sad. Fortune cookies doomed to a delicious fortune.

Now back to the whiskey, the reading, the lounging about.

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