Hardcore

LeoZ 2010-07-14 07:25:20 ET Ever stare a man down? Ever stare a man down for an hour? Ever stare a man down for an hour until you realized he was blind? Ever stare a man down for an hour until you realized he was blind because he had glass eyes? Ever stare a man down for an hour until you realized he was blind because he had glass eyes because he was a mannequin? Ever got drunk at Macy's?

Ruin 2010-07-14 10:17:50 ET I'm having a Vonnegut moment right now. I need more cologne, and a drink. I get my smellz at Macy's. Can I take a purple pill and get drunk off cologne at Macy's... or would I just scream "Confess me!" while clutching my stomach? This post was hilarious btw. Have you ever thought of putting any of your writing into a web comic? This reminds me of something I read in "Red Meat".

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