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2010-05-25 10:02:14 ET A chicken with boxing gloves just ran through our office. Big boxing gloves, not your general chicken-sized boxing gloves, no sirree. It knocked out a coworker of mine. He must've looked at it wrong as he hovered right over it. Must've panicked the chicken. Next thing you know KA-POW! He's laying flat on the cheap carpeted floor. Speaking of cheap carpeting, have you ever considered the fact that if you stretch out a carpet you won't need a floor beneath it? Just nail that sucker to the walls, all stretched out, and walk on it. It's amazing! I'm going to patent it. As soon as this goddamn chicken gets out of my office. |
