Nuevo Idea

LeoZ 2010-01-12 04:19:16 ET I think I'm going to make myself a nom de plume and write a random novel that'll be written as beautiful crap. Like this line: "Sometimes it seemed like the night would never end as if the darkness would linger forever until finally passing after growing tired of squatting over the faces of men."

intruesiive 2010-01-12 04:23:08 ET I'm going to write "You're perverted :(" on every entry you've ever written.

LeoZ 2010-01-12 04:28:37 ET To what effect? I have no use for this wishful thinking of yours.

intruesiive 2010-01-12 04:35:03 ET To the effect of letting the world know.

LeoZ 2010-01-12 04:39:36 ET Oh, okay I guess. So, how's everything?

intruesiive 2010-01-12 04:43:15 ET Do you really want to do this face down on the pavement like this?...Ok... I'm ok. I'm at work. Been pulling 10 hour days. HOW ARE YOU, YA FUCKIN' PERV?

LeoZ 2010-01-12 04:46:11 ET I'm fine, thanks. So, crazy weather we're having. It's like it's winter or something. But seriously, what's wrong?

intruesiive 2010-01-12 04:47:09 ET What's wrong with what? The weather? ...I'm thinking about investing in an amish fireless fireplace.

LeoZ 2010-01-12 04:49:45 ET Most fireplaces don't have amish people on fire within them so I think you should have an easy time finding one.

intruesiive 2010-01-12 04:52:11 ET You didn't answer my question, but touche. With an accent mark that I'm too lazy to produce. YOU GET THE IDEA, I LAUGHED A LITTLE MAYBE IN MY MIND SILENTLY.

LeoZ 2010-01-12 04:58:23 ET Nah, I was asking "what's wrong" cause I wasn't sure if you were genuinely angry at something. Throughtout the day I will need to juggle work with writing this beautifully awful novel.

intruesiive 2010-01-12 05:00:06 ET I wish I had motivation to write a beautifully awful novel. Can I have some of yours? I promise, I Won't lose it.

LeoZ 2010-01-12 05:01:25 ET I will post up the parts as I write them. Then I will take them offline and try to sell the work to a publishing house. Or maybe I'll sell it online. I'll make ka-ching!illions.

LeoZ 2010-01-12 05:03:48 ET Oh, and, uh, to keep up with this perverted thing: ALL the girls lose it when they read my work. Ta-da!

intruesiive 2010-01-12 05:05:42 ET YOU SHOULD TRY TO MAKE A REALLY CONTAGEOUS (See: VIRAL) BLOG AND GAIN A SMALL FOLLOWING BEFORE TRYING TO GET PUBLISHED. BE ALL, SEE PUBLISHERS? MY FANS, THEY'RE WAITING.

intruesiive 2010-01-12 05:05:53 ET ALSO STOP BEING SUCH A PERV. JEEZ.

LeoZ 2010-01-12 05:09:49 ET Then stop seeing perversions in what I say.

intruesiive 2010-01-12 05:11:31 ET Yeah, just address the perv thing. Don't address my magnificent idea that will single-handedly (if ideas had hands) bolster your career to stardom.

LeoZ 2010-01-12 05:15:20 ET Except that I already have such a blog. Sure, it has no content on it yet but it will eventually. So hah! This perv already had that idea and ran with it so fast they called him the anti-christopher reeve. /too soon?

intruesiive 2010-01-12 05:56:41 ET It'll never NOT be too soon for christopher reeves jokes. Except: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? ... ... Christopher Walken. zing.

LeoZ 2010-01-12 06:40:30 ET Hey! I'm Walken here!

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