One part of my philosophy....
2009-12-20 09:25:13 ET

Life is like an RPG. You have to attain as many skills as possible and get good at them too.

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills." - Napoleon Dynamite


2009-12-20 12:20:03 ET

my roommate is big into RPG games. i found him in the living room at 3am the other morning playing some magic/dungeons and dragons/SOMETHING card game with his own cards and the cards laid out for somebody else on the other side of the table, only he was the only one playing.

i don't think anyone is interested in making him their boyfriend.

2009-12-20 13:33:44 ET

I'm talking about treating life like an RPG game.

For actual games i like the old school adventure games. But that's a different story.

But why is that so weird with a game like that but isn't at all weird in chess? Eh? Eh? You've no answer because YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!

/points.

/keeps pointing.

/pointless joke.

2009-12-20 13:42:30 ET

but you don't know that i think it's odd when people do that with chess, too. i mean, read a book or something, for god's sake. but if he's happy, he's happy and i'm not one to judge.

(though i was very clearly judging)

2009-12-20 13:46:23 ET

You're so judgemental that I'm now going to call you "Judgy". That way if you actually become a Judge I'll call you "Judge Judgy". Cause I'm creative like that, yes?

2009-12-20 13:56:04 ET

oui oui.

now you're wee wee. sucks for you!

2009-12-20 13:57:58 ET

I can make a blowjob joke by saying "wee wee sucks for me? Hurray!" but I won't cause that joke is too obvious.

2009-12-20 14:01:34 ET

sounds like something i'd teach a three year old to say.

2009-12-20 14:08:08 ET

Judgy Jacko has a weird kind of ring to it.

2009-12-20 14:12:24 ET

Hmm, was that too harsh? Should i tone it down?

2009-12-20 18:03:35 ET

never tone it down. always go to 11.

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