At work
2009-12-14 09:33:22 ET

I'm starving.

Somebody give me foooood


2009-12-14 09:34:26 ET

:gives you gorilla biscuits
and my milkshake, which bring ALL the boys to the yard:

2009-12-14 09:45:19 ET

Are these biscuits made with real gorilla or just artificial gorilla flavoring?

I've never seen the yard so your milkshake claims are in doubt.

2009-12-14 09:50:30 ET

hate that feeling. i left my money at home today, accidentally. people always heat shit up and i smell it and i get STARVED. lucky for me, someone bought us all pizza in honor of his 10 year wedding anniversary. odd, yeah. but delicious.

2009-12-14 09:54:49 ET

Come over to the yard, anytime.
Biscuits are made with the unborn fetuses (Fetii) of gorillas.
WE GOTTA EAT SOMETHING, RIGHT?

2009-12-14 10:13:28 ET

that reminds me of the road. post-apocalyptic world - you eat whatever you can.

2009-12-14 10:49:35 ET

There's a sex joke in there somewhere.

2009-12-14 13:00:19 ET

Click here to download the demo version of foods.
For the full version paypal me a mwillion dollars.

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