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2009-12-13 15:00:09 ET Yesterday I went to the Metropolitan Opera to see the Marriage of Figaro. That was fun. I was dressed less like a madman and more like a dapper, dastardly fiendish sex fiend. You all know the look. Those predator eyes and that hectic movement of a man hunted by the law for crimes of the flesh. I guess all that means is that I wore pants, socks, shoes, and a stylish shirt. And some warm winter clothes on top of that. I mean, that's how a perv dresses, no? I've got that look down to a T. I also began to collect wine as wine apparently doesn't taste like shit. Which is very nice. Nor does it taste like piss. Either way I'm not into scat porn or into urine therapy but wine? I can do wine. Wine this!....: Today I finished a 2008 Yellow Tail Chardonnay. It was good. Could've been better. What do you expect from fermented kangaroo's blood? Best served koala. What's currently in my wine collection? I got all the expensive shit. After all, I am a world renowned international playboy and lazy ass bastard. So, I got everything expensive. 2009 Famega White Vinho Verde - 241 Rubles 2004 Vielles Vignes Chateau Los Boldos Sauvignon Blanc - 180 Rubles 2006 Clos De La Lisardiere Chinon - 451 Rubles 2006 Chateau Lastours Gaillac Rouge (it means "red" in French but only if you are suave and sophisticated enough. If you're not it means "bad makeup like what a cheap Parisian whore would wear. Not an expensive whore. A cheap one." That is the actual dictionary definition. Don't blame me. Blame Oxford.) - 427 rubles and for fine Champagna I have... A non-vintage (read:ageless, timeless) Roerer Estate Anderson Valley Brut It's from California. California, France! That's why it's so expensive. 704 Rubles. I is in the money now, ho-ney! Dance for me! |
