Oh, look! I'm a song writer! (Technically a lyricist)

LeoZ 2006-12-12 10:28:53 ET (Yes, this is a bad joke) Song title: Knives Chorus: "All the girls love my penis... But they hate the fact that it's attached to me. All the girls love my penis And they want it to be free."

SubSonik 2006-12-12 12:47:40 ET hahaha thats a little disturbing. moreso than Detachable Penis

treason*blue 2006-12-12 13:24:28 ET женщина разновидностей более более смертельна чем мужчина

LeoZ 2006-12-12 14:25:14 ET That would explain the knives.. and the glint in their sharp steel eyes. /horrible, horrible joke.

treason*blue 2006-12-12 15:14:39 ET i'm not deadly, anymore

LeoZ 2006-12-12 15:20:48 ET Heh, that sounds like something a retired ninja would say.

treason*blue 2006-12-12 15:24:53 ET :-p the only thing that is deadly about me is the ability to speak languages that most americans don't take the time to learn

Gryfin 2006-12-12 18:15:14 ET ode to lorena side note, for some reason i just thought of how you can buy a replica dildo of john holmes's penis, which may count as a variant of necrophilla.... him being very dead and all

LeoZ 2006-12-12 18:36:27 ET You can buy mold kits to make dildos out of a guy's penis (a whole new product line from me!) and to make fake vaginas out of real vagina casts. Your post reminded me of that. I don't speak any foreign languages. :( All my languages are domestic to me. Oh, and I mumble sometimes. Does that count?

treason*blue 2006-12-12 18:45:54 ET mumbling is very dangerous :-p

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