Free Tickets for Film Festival
2004-11-12 21:40:23 ET

http://www.nyfilmvideo.com

That's the site for the film fesdtival that's going on till next sunday. I got VIP passes. Who wants them?

I'll write up more stuff when I'll wake up.


2004-11-13 02:55:33 ET

I have a bad joke for you:
Two cows are standing on a field of grass, then one of them says:
"Moooo" Then the other says: "Damn, you stole my line!"

Terrible joke, I know, and worse still, I had to translate it to english myself :]

Think I got some funny stories in english somewhere, I'll post them on my page :)

2004-11-13 11:15:39 ET

Here's a really bad joke that you can do with a tape player.

Basically ask your friend:

"Wanna do a knock knock joke?"

So your friend says "okay" and then you go:

"Knock knock!"

Who's there?

"Doctor"

Doctor Who?

At this point you whip out the tape player, push play, and the Doctor Who theme song starts playing. Total hilarity or a really stupid joke? You decide.


Another stupid joke goes like this:

You ask your friend "Wanna hear a knock knock joke?"

Your friend says "Yes."

You say: "Okay, you start."

So the other person says "Knock knock"

and you say "Who's there?"

Hilarity!

2004-11-14 20:26:25 ET

I'd go if I live by NYC...maybe I'll take Greyhound down or something. To check out elite snobs.

2004-11-14 22:04:05 ET

Well, if you want tickets then you should hurry. The festival ends next sunday.

2004-11-15 05:59:01 ET

dude even if I drive it'd be 14 hours straight.
If I trust Greyhound to it it'll be 2 days before I get there.

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