SK Question
2004-09-12 20:47:26 ET

So what's the trick to get people to comment on your posts?


2004-09-12 20:48:51 ET

posting when people aren't asleep or out drinking.

2004-09-12 20:49:51 ET

Just ask everyone a bunch of questions, and they'll post their answers

2004-09-12 20:50:05 ET

Crap. Stupid human sleep patterns.

2004-09-12 20:51:05 ET

K, I'll ask a few questions...

Uhm....

What's everybody into? (That should get me a lot of replies.)

2004-09-12 20:53:00 ET

Making posts like these usually works, but only the first few times you do it.

2004-09-12 20:53:36 ET

guns. zombies. chainsaws. robots. but in particular, monkeys combined with any of the aforementioned.

also note:
the amount of emoness and/or lack of any actual content is inversely proportional to the amount of replies; that is, the more emo or the less meaning you have, the more replies you get.

example post:
my ass itches.

that is bound to get HUNDREDS of replies.

2004-09-12 20:57:47 ET

Speaking of monkeys....

Monkey prison!

A jail break must be planned!

2004-09-12 20:59:00 ET

that's it. i'm now forming the MLF - Monkey Liberation Front.

2004-09-12 21:00:53 ET

Is that like the Simian Emancipation Project?

2004-09-12 21:05:58 ET

probably the exact same thing.

2004-09-13 13:18:28 ET

Those poor monkeys!

2004-09-13 14:37:15 ET

Kiss lots of hands, shake lots of babies.

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