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2003-07-12 21:05:36 ET ...I HAVE A SPOON AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!! YEAH!!! So, I'm really proud of myself...and this is why: This middle aged well dressed white woman walks into my job today and orders a large iced latte. So I make her, exactly to Sbux standards, a large iced latte. As I'm helping another customer, she comes up to me and says, "Excuse me, but there is way too much ice in this latte. I asked for a latte, not a cup of ice. May I please have a spoon and cup so I can dig it out?" Just from that one sentance, I'm already fed up with her. So I gave her, her cup and asked her to next time to specify whether or not she wanted ice in an *iced* latte. A few minutes later, she comes up to me and says, "Excuse me, but there is so much ice in here, I can't get it all out myself. I mean, this is just unacceptable. Just make me a new one." And I told her that I would, but that next time she should specify. She continues to rant about how she's apalled that I would put so much ice in a latte. So I was like, "well, I'm sorry, Ma'am, but I can't read your mind. I made your latte to our specs, and if you don't like it, you need to specify." And she's like, "Yeah, yeah...just make my latte." At this point she's lucky I didn't throw it at her. Anyhow, so I turned to her and I said, "I am making your latte ma'am, but you don't have to be so rude about it! You need to realize that I have to put up with people like you all day long, and that I just simply cannot read minds." She was about to reply, but I cut her off...I leaned over the counter and said, "Are you even an adult????" She was aghast. She knew I was right, I could see it in her face. So from that point on, I treated her like the child she was. ZING! go me. I'm so proud I gave her what-for. By the time I finished with her, she had been told what-for by someone LESS that half her age in front of an entire restaurant full of people who were staring at her. MUWHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I have vowed that no longer will I take any shit from these jerks....I WILL KILL THEM ALL AND MAKE THEM REALIZE THAT THEY ARE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN!! MUWAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAA!!! go me. [ mood | bitchy ] [ music | Ministry ] |
