2016-04-18 11:53:16 ET

Fuck Santa Claus.

2016-04-19 06:32:53 ET

Bit early.

2016-04-21 21:02:12 ET


2016-04-27 15:37:23 ET

No, Drake, that is exactly what he wants you to think. Because what's his considerable off season spent doing? Watching little kids; that's right, while they're sleeping (!!) AND while they're awake (!!!). It's not right. And I, for one,won't stand for it.

And this isn't even touching the slave labor issue. North Poll? More like North Don't.

2016-05-24 08:08:29 ET

You have to catch him first.

  Return to IslamicMartian's page