2015-07-07 13:22:27 ET

I find myself wondering if koala bears taste as cute as they look.

Has anyone on here eaten a koala bear? Not the whole bear, necessarily. But you know.

Or, barring that, what's the most random/exotic animal outside the Holy Trinity (cow, chicken & pig) you've eaten and how was it?

2015-07-07 14:30:00 ET

Shark and elk, both delicious.

2015-07-07 17:54:21 ET

Nothing too crazy. Used to raise rabbits for meat, small non-chicken birds that some Iraqi caught and referred to as "chicken", snails, chocolate covered bugs...nothing too out there, but mostly because I haven't had the opportunity much.

2015-07-10 11:08:46 ET

guiduck or sea urchin. both as unbearable as possible. i'd rather eat a lamb's eye raw.

2015-07-31 14:21:19 ET

I'm mostly, I guess, vegetarian (obviously I can't really claim 100-150% on that) but when I get the chance I'll try meat I haven't had before. Like I was at the Chinese restaurant a bit back and they had frog legs, so I grabbed a couple. Surprisingly it *does* taste like chicken.

Being from the country Ive eaten some random animals like squirrel, dove, snapping turtle, etc......not sure I'd have the stones to try snails. Sea urchin maybe; if I had a few in me, probably.

2015-08-02 06:19:24 ET

snails with garlic butter sauce are divine. ever had rocky mountain oysters?

2015-08-03 09:01:21 ET

Fuck no.

2015-08-03 11:19:07 ET

aw, c'mon. they're delicious.

2015-08-05 07:31:02 ET

i'll bet you're more of a balut man, aren't you?

2015-08-10 11:17:35 ET

No. Not gonna lie, I don't have the ... juevos for that kind of thing. Zing!

2015-08-11 11:59:06 ET

that's a pretty ballsy statement, mate. :P

2015-09-03 05:09:11 ET

I've eaten black bear, grizzly, seal, walrus, bowhead whale, beluga, porcupine, and many other Alaskan animals and marine goodness.

2015-09-03 10:02:36 ET

i've eaten bear, shark, and emu, but i'll eat just about anything that can't get to me first.

2015-09-03 11:36:43 ET

I always bring a slower friend when I go out hunting....

2015-09-03 13:39:02 ET

lol you don't have to be a track star, just faster than the others.

2015-09-04 21:04:38 ET

Yeah, see, in the case of bears the edge gained by human intelligence is offset by the fact that if a bear gets a hold of you it's more than likely gonna ruin your whole fuckin week.

But I'm from West Virginia and these motherfuckers go absolutely ape shit over deer hunting, to which I can only roll my eyes. Because first off, a deer is not a dangerous animal and secondly, they are one of the dumbest damn animals, like, ever.
Not mention they've got rifles, scent blockers, bait and are behind camouflage blinds. Great job; you've just pistol-whipped a blind kid, basically.

2015-09-04 23:36:43 ET

i used to enjoy hunting like that until i learned the virtues of spearing a wild hog. need to start doing that again, but alas, my freezer can only hold so much. suppose i could store the excess at the ranch, but i'm a voracious eater.

2015-09-06 03:26:37 ET

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

2015-09-06 03:55:40 ET

I'm 99% sure he is not.

2015-09-06 07:59:15 ET

i'm not. i enjoy spear hunting. there's even a wild boar season out here, though sometimes you have to go to texas for the real hunting.

2015-09-06 20:30:07 ET

So do run up on them and throw the spear, javelin style? Or like hide in a bush and wait for one to happen by and BAM skewer it, all (and you gotta read this next bit with a Russian accent) "Die, you American pig! With your hoooves and your asshole tusks. Fuck you, I don't care."

2015-09-07 10:01:49 ET

lol the best way is to find a feeding spot or active trail, then hide in a tree and kill that american pig-dog.

2015-09-07 12:16:30 ET

We go out pre dusk and wait near a game trail too.

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