Deep thoughts... by me.

Enamon 2014-07-21 05:49:33 ET Only a narcissist could've invented Twinkies. He pulled his pants down in front of a mirror and said "the world needs to enjoy this." That's how we ended up with a skin-colored cylinder filled with creamy white stuff as one of America's most popular snack foods.

fever to tell 2014-07-21 09:02:11 ET This is so spot-on. ::snaps fingers beatnik-style:: Everyone is always like OMFG HAVE YOU TRIED THAT SHIT FRIED? OUT OF THIS FUCKING WORLD. And it's like, relax. Everything tastes better when it's battered and deep-fried, ya dumb-zo:

VoL 2014-07-23 09:12:27 ET Interesting perspective.

Drake 2014-07-23 12:02:53 ET Why does it have to be phallic? You hung up on dick bro?

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