I have decided that...
2009-05-25 20:21:49 ET

I need women.
I need to get my head together.
I need to get my life together.
I need to write more.
I need lots and lots of women.
Also, I need money.
And a boat.
And an imagination.
And a pet goat.
That eats people.
And that can swim.
So that it can live on my boat and eat those people who I do not like.
The women and I will watch.

2009-05-26 20:52:01 ET

fainting goats are better

much better

2009-10-01 02:31:01 ET


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