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2009-05-12 17:03:43 ET [21:45] Sergey: I've got something we can invest in! [21:45] Sergey: http://www.racefumes.com/ [21:45] Sergey: It's RACE FUMES in a CAN! [21:46] Sergey: Supposedly it's air captured at drag races and such. [21:46] Sergey: They could totally branch out with this. [21:46] Sergey: For example, they could hit every women's restroom there is, bottle the air, and release it as SCENT OF A WOMAN! [21:46] Sergey: They can even get Pacino to promote! [21:47] Mitch: Hahah, something about that doesnt seem right [21:47] Mitch: Why not have other fumes as well [21:47] Mitch: Mortuary Fumes! [21:47] Mitch: Gas Chamber Fumes! [21:48] Sergey: Yeah, man! They could totally personalize it! Now you can smell your favorite grandpa FOREVER!!! [21:48] Mitch: Dangerous Levels of Carbon Monoxide Fumes! [21:48] Sergey: They can steal that Spaceballs idea and sell bottled (and canned) air! [21:48] Mitch: Which would be cheap to produce since it'd just be carbon monoxide in a can [21:49] Mitch: And carbon monoxide is odorless [21:49] Mitch: So you could just put normal air in there and nobody would know the difference [21:49] Mitch: Except when they dont die and stuff [21:50] Sergey: Yeah or just sell cans of compressed oxygen so that people will either get high or freeze their lungs or both! [21:50] Sergey: I'd totally buy Teriyaki Beef Jerky Spray though if they made it. [21:50] Sergey: I'd be huffing that shit day and night! [21:51] Sergey: IT'S LIKE I'M EATING AIR! AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH! |
