Things I Learned Today
2005-01-10 10:01:11 ET

1] corn dogs are much easier to eat if you take them off the stick and cut them into little bite-sized chunks.

2] its a miracle some off the kids in my class made it to 12th grade..

3] the kids in the parking lot will move from in front of your car if you keep your hand on the horn and curse a lot.

4] Most of the girls in my class think that if you date a guy longer than 6 months you will get tired of seeing his face everyday.


2005-01-10 10:06:08 ET

1] Corn dogs are stank nastay.
4] WOW.. those girls obviously don't know much.

2005-01-10 10:07:16 ET

1) yep. less phallic
2) WE broke Natural selection a looooooong time ago
3) yeah. I love the people that stand in a clump in a parking lot talking smoking whatever and will NOT get outta the damn way. They also get pissed if you drive around and you are too close to them
4) *shrug*

2005-01-10 10:12:48 ET

1-3) Well yeah.

4) That's because they're daft.

2005-01-10 10:27:58 ET

corn dogs arent nasty they are just cheap food that doesnt have any nutrition.

2005-01-10 17:13:52 ET

Eww.. I just don't like them. Same with hotdogs and bratwurst and most kinds of sausage.

2005-01-10 17:17:19 ET

all of these are important lessons :)

2005-01-11 16:29:57 ET

the reason i say that it's amazing that some of these kids made it to 12th grade is because of this:

the card said "Luxurious" (sp??), the girl read the card as "Lidel"

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