HUH!?
2004-12-02 07:19:05 ET

THE BATTLE AXE

Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.

You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.

People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.

Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your men. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.



2004-12-02 08:32:46 ET

wow that picture has you written all over it!

2004-12-02 08:37:02 ET

::kills self:: NOOOO!!! ::dies::

2004-12-02 10:12:06 ET

holyshit the caption is even more you!

2004-12-02 10:24:59 ET

you didnt notice that battle axe thing before?

it does seem uncannily like me.

2004-12-02 11:52:32 ET

thats hilarious
oh oh dont forget the spikes and ill love you for eternity
(and its not a bad thing)

2004-12-02 13:05:44 ET

i'll bring em, but dont lose them man.. i need em back eventually.

2004-12-02 14:45:13 ET

did i lose your earring?

2004-12-03 05:33:42 ET

no, but these ones were more expensive. thats all im sayin.

2004-12-03 08:53:50 ET

no dont do it i just discoverd i have HIV dont share body jewlery!

2004-12-03 11:33:50 ET

uuuhhh.... faith?

2004-12-03 12:30:25 ET

you dont have HIV coz then i would have it.

2004-12-03 13:57:05 ET

exactly, and you have it too abviously!!

2004-12-03 14:07:33 ET

uuuhhhh.... faith?

2004-12-04 03:51:33 ET

no i dont.

::symptoms of HIV::

Weight Loss (we have NO problem gaining weight james)
rashes that flake off horribly (we have no rashes)

and last time i had a blood test i was free of everything.

2004-12-04 15:43:02 ET

pheww
thanx faith, i still love you but i hate you for giving me the bigger spikes, because i put them in last night, then i had to take them out this morning because i dont want to get fired. and i dont want to ask about the policy either. i put the tubes back in this morning after i fought to get the damned spikes out of my ears... that hurt worse that putting them in. ggrrrnext thursday i can buy some earrings for me, and the star trek trilogy for my aunt.. yippy, ow these things kinda hurt.

2004-12-04 18:12:45 ET

ha ha!!

2004-12-04 18:49:59 ET

you shouldnt force them in or out like that.. youre gonna have bad rips that'll last a while.

2004-12-05 12:56:26 ET

ok i put them in last night... didnt hurt that much... no shoulder pain from it. maybe i do maybe i dont (bad rips) sorry if i do.. but you can have the small spikes back because ive got the ... i dont have bad rips because i took them out this morning.. easy with hydroporoxide... easy in too... i got up late this morning and said oh fuck it ill wear them to work.. and i did and i stayed all day and did the drive through.. lol Margo didnt even notice thes things... that was great.

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